A professional intervention

Bigbangtheory , you should be working

This website exists because someone close to you is concerned about your productivity. Or lack thereof.

See the evidence
Try another name

Spoiler: tomorrow won't be better either.

Bigbangtheory and working? Two worlds that never collide.

The silence after 'are you going to start?' is deafening.

9 out of 10 colleagues pretend they don't notice.

You can go on with your life now. Bigbangtheory will continue doing nothing.

The numbers don't lie

10
Netflix hours per workday
55
Excuses used today
1978
Unread work emails
1%
Productivity score

Scientifically proven

6 reasons why Bigbangtheory should be working

1

Bigbangtheory and productivity are not on speaking terms

They tried couples therapy. Bigbangtheory slept through it. Everyone else is being productive. Bigbangtheory? On the couch. Structurally.

2

The snooze button fears ${naam}

7:00 alarm. 7:01 snooze. Repeat until noon. "I'm a slow starter" is not a personality trait.

3

"I work better under pressure"

The pressure has been here for months. Nothing has happened. The deadline was yesterday. Bigbangtheory didn't notice.

4

Bigbangtheory's LinkedIn is fiction

"Hard worker. Results-driven. Go-getter." The couch tells a different story. HR has questions.

5

Netflix is not a career

Bigbangtheory has finished more series than tasks. The ratio is concerning. The watchlist is longer than the CV.

6

This is your intervention

Your friends. Society. Your bank account. Everyone is saying the same thing: get to work. It's time.

Eyewitness accounts

What others say

“Bigbangtheory asked what time it was. I said 2 PM. Bigbangtheory said "cool, I'll start soon."”

— Colleague

“I once saw Bigbangtheory working. Turns out it was a loading screen.”

— Team lead

“Bigbangtheory has been 'out of office' for 3 months.”

— HR

“Bigbangtheory said "I'm working from home." The PS5 was on. The laptop wasn't.”

— Roommate

“Bigbangtheory had a 3-week deadline. After 2.5 weeks: "What deadline?"”

— Project manager

Frequently asked questions

FAQ

Does Bigbangtheory ever actually work?

Sometimes. But opening the fridge doesn't technically count.

Is there hope?

Science is cautiously pessimistic. The couch is too comfortable.

Isn't this mean?

This is love. Hard, honest, work-related love.

What can you do?

Tips

1

Turn off the WiFi. See what happens.

2

Send Bigbangtheory a job listing. Every day. As a reminder.

3

Move the couch outside. Subtle but effective.

Know someone else who should be working?

Send this intervention or pick your next target.

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